On 9/10/09, it was reported that South African runner Caster Semenya, winner of the 800 meter event at the world athletics championships, has balls. Semenya is what’s known as a hermaphrodite: a person with both male and female reproductive organs.
When informed that she had internal testicles, Semenya said “I fully embrace my status as a hermaphrodite. With both balls and a cooch, I am unstoppable. All hail Semenya!”
As the first known Hermaphrodite in the history of the sport, Semenya’s case is a difficult one for the world running board. Arthur Landrum, Head of the Board, released the following statement to the press: “We are taking Semenya’s case very seriously. In the end, we have do what’s best for the sport, and unfortunately, this may not necessarily be what’s best for her. Him? Herm.”
The five running fans in the world are eagerly awaiting the board’s decision.
lol cooch!
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